In My Mind

Little Johnny and Jane are playing in the garden when they start having an argument about whether boys are better than girls.

After a while Johnny stands up and pulls down his shorts saying, "Boys are better than girls 'cause you haven't got one of these!" Jane looks at him in astonishment as she knows that she hasn't got one of those between her legs. She bursts out crying and rushes inside to her mother. A little while later she comes back out with a big smile on her face.

"My mum says girls are better than boys," she says.

"No they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got one of these!"

Jane looks at him, then raises her skirt, pulls down her panties and says, "My mum says that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"

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• One night, my aunt made some mango juice. His 5 year old son came in the kitchen and ask for a glass of the mango juice. He told me, "Ate, have some it's sooo delicious....even though it has no taste".
• My 4 year old nephew-in-law and I were watching pictures from my cellphone. We stumble upon my mom's picture and asked me who she is. I told him," she's my mom,your lola baby". "where is she now" he asked me back. "In heaven", I said. He paused for a while and look at me earnestly and said " Why are you still here and not in heaven?".
  

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I was in Manila last week. I can't help noticing the urinals for men put by the MMDA on certain areas especially in the Municipality of Parañaque. The good side of it is, men won't just pee anywhere they like when the urged comes because of these urinals. The downside is...it STINKS!!! The urine has no proper outlet or drainage thus the foul smell.I bet people passing by especially tourists can't help but grimace with annoyance. I just can't imagine who is the brain of these pink urinal.Just take a look at the picture. What do u say? Only in the Philippines ehhh?=)

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What amazing gifts the new year
brings! An entire
year's worth of wonderful
opportunities, given to us
one sunrise at a time. Many of the
moments ahead will
be marvelously disguised as ordinary
days, but each one
of us has the chance to make something
extraordinary
out of them.

Each new day is a blank page in the
diary of your life.
The secret of success is in turning
that diary into the
best story you possibly can. Have
pages on understanding
and tales of overcoming hardships.
Fill your story with
enthusiasm, adventure, learning, and
laughter. And make
each chapter reflect time doing these
things:


Follow your dreams. Work hard. Be
kind. Do what you
can to make the door open on a day
that is filled with
inspiration in some special way.
Remember: Goodness
will be rewarded. Smiles will pay you
back. Have fun.
Find strength. Be truthful. Have
faith. Don't focus on
anything you lack.


Realize that people are the treasures
in life, and
happiness is the real wealth. Have a
diary that
describes how you're doing your best,
and... the rest will take care of
itself.
- by Douglas Pagels

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Labels: new year, resolution