Showing posts with label filipino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label filipino. Show all posts

Monday, April 7, 2008

ASWANG

Have u heard about ASWANG? In the Philippines, the story about aswang has circulated for centuries. This Filipino folklore is associated with Panay Island in particular. Aswang is known as ghoul in the west. It is a human being that can transform into a pig, sigben (a very big black dog) especially on a full moon. Its other names are tik-tik and wak-wak. They eat the heart and liver and suck the blood. They have a long slimy tongue and reddish eyes. Ready to attack an unwilling victim.

I've never seen a real aswang, nor would I dream of seeing one. I was growing up hearing a lot of stories about these aswangs. How they would smell from a distance if there's a pregnant living in a certain house or if there's a new born baby in a certain barrio. There are also tales how a child would die of drowning in a river or some unexplained accident and would replace the dead body for a banana trunk. In our hometown, some acquaintance of ours would relay a story over and over again. According to them, About an hour after a drinking spree and just letting the time passed, one of them took a glance at the window. He thought he was just hallucinating so, he asked the others to take a look and couldn't believed what they saw. It was a pig with a bandana and wearing a bakya ( native sandals) walking side by side with a duck in eyeglasses. We wouldn't buy their but a classmate of ours who witnessed that incident swear to us that indeed it was really true.

Tinyente Gimo story of Duenas is the most famous of them all. He rules the barrio, all of them related to one another. He sends his daughter to the city to study and every fiesta, the daughter invites a classmate or a friend and bring her home. That friend becomes the sacrificial offering. Tinyente Gimo's counterpart is Vlad lll Dracula of Transylvania.

The stories of aswangs are countless. Who knows if they truly exists or not. But one thing I know, it gives Panay Island a mysterious appeal to outsiders. Old and young pays attention when the topic about aswang is brought up. Sometimes, it becomes the ice breaker to newly acquainted persons. I should know, I am a Capiznon. And proud to be one.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The Irony

When I was younger and still in the Philippines. We all loved imported things, imported food, just almost anything as long as it is imported. And what I've noticed then which I could say up to the present, people think if you're working abroad, particularly here in the US of A, you've got tons of it. As if you're lying in a bed of money...

What they don't really know is, their love ones work themselves to death, to earn every single cent they could ever find, to send back home. They sacrificed a lot, they don't even splurge on clothes lest of all food. Double jobs and if they could only work 24/7 they will do just that. There's no time for recreation. Sleeping is even a luxury in itself that Pinoys working abroad could hardly afford for the buck that would be earn.

And here comes the love ones back home, spend all they can and act like it has no ending. I'm not saying everybody is doing it, but SOME of them. Be it the wife, husband, children, parents, siblings, etc. They spend it on almost anything, latest gadgets, cars, parties and gimmicks, dining in expensive resto and some on gambling. No savings, no investments, nothing. They became lazy. And ohhh so love to brag about their imported things.

That's the irony of it, the OFW won't buy things unless it's ON SALE. Would rather stay at home than be tempted on things and waste the hard earned bucks. And will only eat inexpensive, processed, artery clogging food in order to save.

Then, they wake up one day. All of it vanished in thin air. OFW comes home, older, no savings because they send every penny back home and was thinking the extra money was safe in the bank. Voila! They're back to their old life. Electricity was cut,food scarce, and heavy in debt.

Would you want that to happen to you?

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Why The Filipino Hell Is So Popular

Received this in my email one time. Sharing is loving, so, I'm sharing it with you.


Q:Why is the Filipino Hell sooo popular?

A: because.....

A Filipino dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the US , Spanish hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Filipino hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"


"Because there is always a brownout, so the electric chair does not work.
Somebody stole all the nails to sell it per kilo. And the devil used to be a government official, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shakes hands with
all the people waiting there and then goes back home."

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